true-real-ill-trill:

Peanut butter & Crack Sandwich 

jaredisoverrated:

my life.

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain

and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle

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